so explain again why im purple
no
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Randomize
