some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
This show inspires me to have sex in space
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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