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she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
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