dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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