I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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