doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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