You're completely useless in the revolution.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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