it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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