Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
