So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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