Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You work out of a Hotel?
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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