its not stalking. its research.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
