Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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