I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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