I swear she didn't look like that last week.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize
