Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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