Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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