either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
We need a shit load of segways right now
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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