Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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