Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Randomize
