New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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