Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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