problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Just invented taco cereal.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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