Are we in a gay sports bar?
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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