that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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