Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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