I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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