i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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