After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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