Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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