So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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