Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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