thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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