This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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