So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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