Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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