Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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