doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Randomize
