Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize