There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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