My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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