After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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