Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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