i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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