5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
