that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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