Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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