yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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