He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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