i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I will pee on everything he values.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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