So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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