you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
did i just pee glitter
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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