She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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