Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
If its not for food we ain't going out.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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