i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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