I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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