well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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