Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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