Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I think weed is turning my hair brown
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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