never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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