The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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