i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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