try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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